Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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