just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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