oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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