That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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