After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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