I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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