I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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