Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
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