Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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