Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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