doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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