okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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