But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm really into asian looking animals
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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