Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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