I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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