North Korea, Best Korea!
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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