So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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