i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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