So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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