Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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