Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
no, he came in my armpit
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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