Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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