haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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