Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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