Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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