dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize