why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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