1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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