HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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