u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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