Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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