we have officially lost it.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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