He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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