When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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