My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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