I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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