You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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