pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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