Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
