I wannas sexs uuuuu
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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