I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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