i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
We’re leaving where are you
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