it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
