Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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