sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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