I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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