She's JV to your varsity
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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