But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Randomize
