The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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