Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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