she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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