you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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