i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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