Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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