he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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