put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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