i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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