We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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