Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Randomize
