question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Actions speak louder than pants.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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