: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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