with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
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