You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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