Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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