Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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