Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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