Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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